"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
by Starqueesha December 11, 2007
Get the betty crocker fuck muscle mug.A fudge muscle is your sphincter, it's the muscle you use to shit, there are two actually, an internal anal sphincter, and an external anal sphincter but it's not like any of us are fucking doctors so who cares.
N.Crooks : Oh my god be careful stud you're gonna blow out my fudge muscle if you keep fucking me like that.
Bob: What did I tell you slut, you use clinical terminology in my presence, now I wanna hear you say, please bob, resize my internal anal sphincter, and abuse my external anal sphincter!
Bob: What did I tell you slut, you use clinical terminology in my presence, now I wanna hear you say, please bob, resize my internal anal sphincter, and abuse my external anal sphincter!
by JoBOOOO November 23, 2006
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I had a pop with a guy in Kenosha who not only had a Wisconsin Waterfall, he had a shirt that was two sizes too small exposing his Milwaukee Muscle.
by Mikey S November 23, 2007
Get the milwaukee muscle mug.The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.
Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!
Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.
Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.
Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.
Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.
by knightsofsesquipedalia September 11, 2014
Get the More Muscle for the Bustle mug.Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
by Dingus Hwas September 21, 2008
Get the Toad Muscle mug.The muscle inside the vagina (cunt).
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
This was used as an insult in the HBO hit series Entourage where character Ari Gold (played by Jeremy Piven) told character "E" that he was a cunt muscle for waking his family up in the early morning.
E: looks like i woke u up this time huh Ari?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
Ari: Noo but u did wake my wife and kids dick head, Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something is he?
E: No.
Ari: Then what the fuck do u want Cunt Muscle!?
by Eri Bold October 4, 2008
Get the cunt muscle mug.Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members
by Hojoh October 30, 2006
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