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Munt

Meaning useless, damaged or lazy. When someone is a Munt, they are useless at jobs and minor tasks that are in everyday life. When you are to Munt something, you would have destroyed it.
Eg 1.

Andrew: “My co-worker at the cleaning company doesn’t even clean the mop bucket out when he uses it, nor does he clean the toilets properly! He is a munt!”
Eg 2.
Belinda “Now be careful with my favourite doll! Don’t munt it!”
by cb:D March 23, 2023
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munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 6, 2024
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Munting rizz

you have ohio munting rizz "nigger"
by OhioBlumpkinRizz June 7, 2024
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munt buddy

A buddy you can munt with
Me and my munt buddy kevin just had an edging session.
by prestige gooner June 17, 2024
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Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.
"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"
by Obamium July 2, 2024
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Munt Throating

Munt Throating is when you suck a living persons pussy while drinking ur throating
1: Hey can i be Munt Throating your pussy man
2: yeah
by FartDestroyer July 16, 2024
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Munted 69er

You & a couple of your mates dig up 2 freshly decomposing corpses, & proceed to each engage in a lil necrophilia fun filling the corpses. Your main "home boi " then orally extracts the mixture of decomposition juices and semen from both corpses and spits into a cup .

After spitting the cocktail into a cup they share it amongst the group... (The Urban D Game - two corpses 1 cup )
Munted 69er .. cocktails all round boys!
by Nauti No.5 July 17, 2024
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