munted

New Zealand slang: Screwed up or destroyed. But in a sense that something still remains.

That house was totally munted after the fire.
You totally munted your homework.

by FlatMelon July 21, 2016

Munt

A Rhodesian term used to refer to blacks.

Captain! There is a Munt over there hiding in the bushes throwing coconuts at us!

by Jan von Aroldingen September 10, 2023

munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012

munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.

John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting

by Charkata June 6, 2024

Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.

"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"

by Obamium July 2, 2024

National Munt Day

September 12th, is national munt day

Isaiah: today is national munt day
Keaton: thank god they just buried my grandma

by W. S. May 14, 2024

Munt

Not to be confused with mint. When you have intercourse with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out. That liquid is called “munt”.

Ew dude you smell like munt!

by lorry2500 March 8, 2024