Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.

Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.

by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021

Monster cockadoodledoo

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

by Mastercaboose June 25, 2016

monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.

That's totally bogus monster, dude.

by INACT1VE March 4, 2011

Sussy monster

Some dude on xc good at pacing workouts. He also nuts in sophomores and their older sisters

One day Travypatty walked in on Sussy monster in his room. Some say there was a cumbrella after this.

by Xc-team November 1, 2023