Mongolian Blivet

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.

Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning

by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024

Mongolian Tiptoe

An advanced tech in Super Smash Brother Melee, in which a ness player slowly tiptoes towards the opponent before forward smashing.

"Dude, I can't believe josh hit the Mongolian Tiptoe on me!"

by mongolian tiptoer November 26, 2024

Mongolian bagpipe

When a hairy throat singer throat sings around you marriage meat while also squeezing your testicular apparatus.

Bro idk what was happening the other night but the smelly hippie throat singer gave me a Mongolian bagpipe and I think im in love!

by Shartking117 December 16, 2024

Mongolian Promethazine

when Luke.M sips his promethazine during religion while simultaneously flicking his little bean under the desk.

I pulled a Mongolian promethazine in honor of my friend Luke.M

by lukewantsanna January 10, 2025

Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.

feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025