Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

Mongolian Flicker goon

When a mongolian throat singer uses his throat vibrations to flick his fingers to goon his cock.

Hey Ankhbayar, Teach me how to mongolian flicker goon.

by jace boteko January 19, 2025

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

Mongolian TipToe

To "Mongolian TipToe" is to tip toe, but without the bending of the toes. Making them land fully horozontally on the ground.

He can Mongolian TipToe! Of course he's someone to fear

by Voltical July 8, 2024

Mongolian meat stick

3 men sitting in beanbags criss cross applesauce jerking off the other two guys such that each man has 2 different hands stroking them

Yo bros! Pull up to my crib I just got some new bean bags. We can totally partake in a Mongolian meat stick!

by Edgingmenforfun69 April 5, 2024

Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.

That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive

by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024

Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax

Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.

by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022