Glizzy mobile

A car in the shape of a hotdog

Sick glizzy mobile homie wanna take it for a spin?

by Boner man April 04, 2021

lavik-mobile

1. An amazing piece of automotive equipment, dripping with power and fully tricked out for optimum performance. Also happens to be in the shape of a van.
2. What lavik rides in.

1. What? Your riced out Honda has no chance against the omnipotent lavik-mobile.
2. The lavik-mobile is here, the fun can begin.

by booshmaster May 01, 2003

Gaydoni Mobile

Gaydoni’s hunk of shit pickup. Has to have a booster seat so the short fuck can see over the steering wheel. Liz used to be able to sit in the passenger seat now she BANNED from the Gaydoni Mobile.

Duud, have u seen Gaydoni recently?

Yeah duud, I saw him driving the Gaydoni Mobile last night getting all the duuds.

by OdurkOdurk69 September 08, 2021

Turd Mobile

A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.

Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!

by ThatHuman125k March 06, 2018

Mint mobile

One of the cheapest and best options when it comes to phone providers if you don't want to have a monthly payment and instead want to pay ahead of time.

I just switched from tracphone to Mint Mobile and it's surprisingly better.

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

mint mobile

The phone provider with a mascot that has more than 8 rule34 results, and 8 results too many

Mint Mobile User: wow I just got Mint Mobile
their furry artist friend: yeah I like it too but we can talk about that later

by xruser January 06, 2022

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 07, 2021