Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019

Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

minecraft

the greatest game ever, second to roblox

wanna play minecraft?
sure i guess

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 27, 2018

Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019

Minecraft

A Game Loved By Millions

By: MOJANG

I love Minecraft

by Command Otter June 24, 2018

Minecraft

Usually Minecraft is played by 5-10 year olds but if there are any adults playing it, they have cancer.

THE BETTER VERSION OF ROBLOX

You wanna join my minecraft server?

by ???????!??? July 6, 2017

Minecraft

A one-of-a-kind game which your main goal is to build and survive. It's programmer's nickname is Notch and he loves programming.

P1: Minecraft is expensive, but still, it develops your creativity!
P2: I agree. Let's go and play Minecraft!

by Entity 303 August 21, 2016