Mike “The Mole” Pompeo 

A nickname derived from the not-so-far-fetched possibility that the Trumpster’s US Secretary of State is actually a CIA operative who has been put in place to continuously monitor the Unglued One.

Although he strikes me as a pompous asshole, I’m thinking I should get my head straight and thank God we Americans have Mike “The Mole” Pompeo in there to keep Mr. T’s hands off the Nuclear Football!

Mike “The Mole” Pompeo by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Mike's Mic

Australian YouTuber who does a range of funny videos, often containing memes and reality show clips

Did you know Michael from Mike's Mic has a master's degree?
Wow no I'm so shocked

Mike's Mic by discofox September 10, 2020

Mike Hair 

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'

Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'

Mike Hair by AlQaholic_Terrorist February 11, 2021

Mike Pence 

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.

I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.

Mike Pence by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022

Mike Bobaguard 

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs

That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!

Mike Bobaguard by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

classic mike 

saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life

this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that

classic mike by swayze89 September 18, 2012

Angelic Mike 

A sardonic nickname for US Vice President Mike Pence who is tasked by a scrambling team of high-powered liars to play a very specific role just like all the other White House goons.

There’s a lot of dirty rats running from this burning building, but not Angelic Mike, he’s really very innocent and he hasn’t known anything about anything all along, he’s a really great guy with no problems at all at home or anywhere, he’s my good buddy and really, he’s a perfect Vice President who could run in 2020 and win by a landslide!

Angelic Mike by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019