being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.

Dude Micheal is being microwaved

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

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Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

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Microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 01, 2021

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The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

by camillelavigne May 23, 2024

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Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.

Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!

by JJDM123 August 22, 2022

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