mega taco

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.
mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women
by douche-homo April 06, 2008
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Mega Stud

Mikie is a Mega Stud
by Mikie January 08, 2004
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Mega-Prude

Someone who will not do anything risky or fun, or even sexual favors. More than a prude but less then a super mega prude.
Allie is such a mega-prude, she won't even touch my wiener.
by Cayenne. July 10, 2010
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Mega faggot

"Yo, did you hear about that kid who ate shit in the courtyard because he tried throwing a honey bun away?

"Oh, Bryce? Yeah. He's a Mega Faggot.
by BrandyBigDick42069 June 23, 2020
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Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.
Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool
by unknown45629 November 21, 2009
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Mega Herpes

When you have sex with the town bike and you wake up the next morning with a rash that covers your entire body.
What stays in Vegas stays in Vegas.. Except Herpes.. And Mega Herpes
by Serfurdood January 29, 2011
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mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.
Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.
by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020
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