Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

forbidden mayonnaise

its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs

ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022

mayonnaise female

Yoghurt male, but female

-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh

by Hotgirl826 June 29, 2024

mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018

mayonnaise

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.

Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.

by mhargis November 19, 2022

mayonnaise

a instrument

i played the mayonnaise at school today

by lit-yeeter September 16, 2018

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024