Ascended master

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.

The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.

Mr. body massage machine GO

by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012

Masochist

Markiplier

The Unus Annus trolley problem. If you do nothing, Mark and Ethan will be crushed by the trolley, but none of the unus annus videos will be deleted. If you pull the lever, all the videos will disappear, but Mark and Ethan will live. Ethan is sleeping peacefully and is unaware of the danger but Mark wants to be hit by the trolley NOT because he's a masochist but just because he wants to see if his body can handle it. Go on. He wants you to do it. He can take it. You don't need to worry about Ethan. Just let him rest. It will be okay. Just let it happen.

by yaxmissxme July 23, 2020

masktard

A person who doesn't question authority and mindlessly complies to mandates (not laws) given by left authoritarian government, to the detriment of personal autonomy, freedom, jobs, livelihoods. Their own mantra of "my body, my choice" goes out the window, because their fear and devotion to compliance overrides your rights as a free citizen to choose for yourself. They insist you must do as they do or you're a selfish grandma-killer, which betrays their faith in the mask's effectiveness in the first place.

I was just going about my business and this masktard got in my face and lectured me about not wearing a mask.

by asenath7766 September 22, 2020

Masking

Masking is a complex and costly survival strategy for autistic people. It generally involves intentionally learning neurotypical behaviors and mimicking them in social situations. Sometimes masking focuses on hiding behaviors that people feel won't be accepted.
In that way its like putting on your "social mask" so you can interact with people efficiently even though that's now how you normally act or would want to act if you weren't afraid of being seen as strange.

Autistic person: yeah I learned early in school that I should just chuckle whenever someone says something weird to me because they're probably making a joke or smiling whenever someone else is smiling so I don't look out of place

Non-autistic friend: ohh so you mean like masking right?

Autistic person: yeah exactly!

by PapitasLoup April 13, 2021

Devon Massyn

Herpetologist, Producer and Right-hand Ninja on "Wild Recon" - only on Animal Planet. Behind the scenes hilarious! All work and all play, always.

Silent, but deadly. Quick and dodges pain. Ready to accept anything it takes to send his message across and educate. Loves Life. Devon Massyn = Mystery. South African born and raised.

Devon Massyn and Donald Schultz = WHITE NOISE! BOOM!

Devon Massyn will never hit a girl unless she's a zombie.

Devon Massyn will jedi-mind trick you and exhaust you with his strength and deadly quick ninja reflexes.

Devon Massyn, sips coffee, works hard and contemplates world domination all at once. Always.

by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010