Marco Tejada

The toughest fucing dude alive. A Marco is so tough, that his dick skin is harder than the worlds strongest deadlifters hands. Oh and also, hes he coolest nigga alive. A Marco Tejada can only be a Tough Fucking Faggot if he drives a Lancer. The only person coming close enough to be as tough as him is if you drive a Yukon with a flow master.

Marco Tejada is so fucking tough, I just want to gargle his balls.

by faxonlynoprinter September 2, 2018

Marco Bodt'd

(Also written as Marco Bott'd) The act of being chopped in half by something (or someone)

Husband: No one would want to be Marco Bodt'd lol

Wife: Isn't it Marco Bott'd though?

by Exploding Tentacles December 23, 2021

marco g

Marco G is a super star and is very kind to one another Marco G will be the best actor singer and dancer Marco G will make you smile and make you blush all the girls want him and all the girls love him Marco G is very funny very handsome and very pretty Marco G will probably be one of those boys that get bullied but one day all of the people that bully Marco G will be seeing him on T.V and will one day wish to be Marco G

Marco G is the biggest Super Star is the whole wide world.

by Markimarks January 10, 2018

Simon-Marco

He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.

Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.

Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.

by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021

Marco's Pizza

the fucking worst fucking pizza place dont fucking work here

man, marco's pizza is the fucking worst place to work

by Aaaaaaagdhfjnfndj June 30, 2022

Gian Marco

Stylish Italian name. A handsome dude, gets along with everyone. Huge cock, extremely sexy. Cool guy all around. Will have a meme reference for every situation

Dude: "Damn, did you meet Gian Marco? He's my guy"
Dudette: "I'm gonna offer him a drink, he seems awesome"

by Bullet cat November 21, 2021

Marco The Phoenix

is a one piece character.
KING OF RAP

marco>>>>>nicki minaj

no one can beat marco

person: "who's the best rapper?"
bozo: "nicki obviously"
smart person: "marco the phoenix"

by san.toryu March 26, 2021