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School Lunch

Noun• A delicious meal that was ruined by Michelle Obama.
Kid 1: I hate school lunch! It’s so healthy and ewww!
Kid 2: I know! School Lunch sucks!
by animegirlblushesuwu November 27, 2019
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The True Lunch Hoes

The true lunch hoes are people that typically are named Sonali, Devi, Dari, Lara, Diyana , Mariam, Taylor and even Van ( even sometimes car names like Camry). These type of Hoes are more sus than the food they eat 😏 (not really … wellllllllll) you typically find them concerning but they are just in love ❤️❤️❤️
DAYUM I HEARD THAT LUNCH HOES ARE ACTUALLY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO REDEEM THERE FWB

AWARDS CARD. The TRUE LUNCH HOES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN
by Milfloverrrrrrrrr March 22, 2022
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Lunch Coma

A feeling of laziness following a large lunch where your failure to eat moderately results in a complete failure of will power.
by scolen2 March 5, 2008
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LUNCH

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1. Also known as a nooner or a “boat ride” (during which a boat ride may or may not occur), but always a mid-day sexual encounter with your significant other. Not to be confused with afternoon delight which always occurs after LUNCH.

2. “LUNCH” is an intimate gathering of gentlemen who meet to eat and drink mid-day, not to be confused with “lunch”. The number of gentlemen must exceed three men and has no upper limit other than the size of the table.

Often LUNCH has no set menu, nor is it prix fix. The most exclusive LUNCH gatherings have menus established by the chef under the “carte blanche” rule of Michelin dining.

LUNCH must include multiple bottles and types of liquor. Bonus LUNCH points are accrued for flaming drinks. Some expert arbiters of LUNCH actually cook and eat their own lunches in the restaurant’s kitchen, in which case the number of attendees may fall below two people, and may only occur if the acumen is judged high enough by the executive chef.

LUNCH may not last less than 1.5 minutes (a.k.a. Lunchus Minoris) nor exceed 6.5 hours (a.k.a. Lunchus Majoris nee Cazadores Primerus Majorus).
I met my wife for LUNCH after picking up the latest SI swimsuit edition...

Charles said we should meet for LUNCH on Friday and Marcelino took such good care of us I was in trouble until Tuesday!
by Mr-Gus April 12, 2019
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luche

"I want to go to Taco Bell, but I ain't got no luche."
by Faceplant February 7, 2005
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Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.
fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."
by Figure.10 June 26, 2009
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Dirty Luchador

an often used alternative take on the sanchez,

instead of performing your reach around on the upper lip you smear

your whole hand across the face (like a luchador mask) and scream

OHLE!
after receiving a dirty luchador she was never the same,
by hebs November 3, 2006
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