Logan patey

Fortnite pro discord mod gamer

kills people

burns people

shoots kids

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by penis penis penis peniser April 12, 2022

Logan Ward

The coolest guy who ever stepped foot on the campus of Burlington Township High School. Girls want him and guys want to be him. His level of coolness is simply unfathomable and is a force to be reckoned with

Girl 1: Omg…. Is that Logan ward?!?!!
Girl 2: Wow, he’s so hot in person!
Girl 3: If only he would ever speak to me…
Guy 1: You’re my idol Logan Ward, keep on keeping on…

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

benjamin logan high school

located: between four cornfields

basically classes of 50-62, mainly consists of everyone being related. cousins date their own cousins. basically country as hell

my friend went to benjamin logan high school and married their cousin, but had no idea it was their cousin until last week. they've been married for 7 years.

by hicksforlyfe March 20, 2017

Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.

Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019

National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show

"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"

by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020

shop local

Dating someone who lives geographically close to you.

I was tired of having to take the subway into the city, then the PATH to New Jersey, just to spend time with my girl. So I decided to stop all that bullshit, we broke up, and now I only shop local.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 15, 2022

Affect the local trout population

This is when someone changes the local trout population in a body of water

“Hey did you hear what the governor did to the lake?”
“Yeah he likes to affect the local trout population!”

by Trout population changer July 14, 2021