poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

by hodags1966 October 19, 2017

shakin' my lettuce

1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.

2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.

Dude, what the hell are you doing?
I'm shakin' my lettuce!

by pathfin9 January 30, 2009

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Veitch tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Red neck lettuce

Chips when put on a sandwich to provide crunch instead of lettuce or other vegetables.

This sandwich could use a little red neck lettuce!

by Bert the Dog March 11, 2019

lybian lettuce wrap

To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!

she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 4, 2011

head full of lettuce

Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.

"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"

"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."

by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013

Bad Lettuce Event

An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.

"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"

"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"

by Blushift December 23, 2008