Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021

lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 3, 2015

lazy change

coins that won't work in the vending machine.

Hey, do you have a nickle I can have, I have some lazy change and the candy machine will not take.

by shifter7six June 30, 2008

lazy relationship

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

by donb2 January 8, 2014

Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

by Sprot December 28, 2011

Lazy Rapist

A lazy rapist rapes in a very lazy manner. They are quite often unprepared and unenthusiastic about the episode. More often than not the rapist wont even finish, they'll simply stop and leave. They will not go out of their way to conceal their crime.

Jane: "I heard you were attacked in the park last night while you were out walking your dog."

Emma: "Yeah I'm lucky that he was a typical male though."

Jane: "Yeah, I heard you fell victim to a lazy rapist."

Emma: "He was that lazy he didn't even finish, he practically stuck his knob in then bailed after I asked if that was it."

by CuteRaz February 3, 2012

Lazy Stranger

When a male commences in the act of sitting on top of his own hands until they become numb and fall asleep. Then he starts to masturbate, and because his hands are asleep it feels like a "stranger" that is quite "lazy."

Dude guess what i did last night

what?

i gave myself a lazy stranger

a "lazy stranger?"

yeah, its when you sit on yourhands till they fall asleep and then you jerk off with it!

dude! you fag!

No dude trust me,its cool, dont worry about it,c'mon trust me.

by Rusty Shacklefurd May 21, 2008