pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.

If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

Walker Lasso

A playful hold to pin a sexual partner underwater allowing penetration into the anus; always accompanied by a reach-around.

Jack was enjoying a pretty non-eventful day until Kyle pleasantly surprised him with the Walker Lasso.

by KSKreeper July 10, 2017

olivier lalonde

Olivier Lalonde is addicted to league of legends. He likes to play league of legends then with people because he does not have a social life. He likes humans that looks like paper sheets too. Sometimes he goes on facebook to ask what homework we have tonight for nothing because he will play some league of legends.
#league of legends #human paper sheets

Hey, today im gonna be lonely, like Olivier Lalonde.

by superbird007 January 12, 2018

asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm

Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.

by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019

latino lasso

When you rub hot sauce on your penis then cover it in dried peppers and after all that go balls deep in your lover but more specifically in the anal cavity

Dude my girlfriend was crying after we did the “Latino Lasso”

by Gapesaregoodwhenbusted May 22, 2019

llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019