Larson

A guy who gets a lot of girls alongside a cocky attitude and rather large ankles.

Larson: I'm so smart, I have a 3.9 GPA.

Random citizen: Oh Larson! Always bragging about your grades.

by Ruby69 May 15, 2017

east lansing

the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...

it's a town...what's more to say?

by ducky April 15, 2005

Royce Landon

While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.

Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"

Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."

Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"

by Royce Landon December 6, 2007

Landon school

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.

Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”

by Treekiller321 May 18, 2020

Landon

Landon. The best person you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is an understanding gentleman, and will do anything to make others happy. At some points gets moody, but that’s just because he always puts the ones he loves first. He isn’t a great liar, and is also an honest person(sometimes). Landon is simply a human being. A great and unique person.

Girl: Who is that
Guy: Oh that’s Landon he’s a cool guy
Girl: Hes pretty cute and he’s got a great personality

by Realtalker78 May 27, 2018

Landon

Big black nigger with a huge cock
And loves thick girls

Landon’s are cool

by That’s a real one April 23, 2020

victoria lawson

the most amazing girlfriend a man could ever have. she is very beautiful. crazy as fuck. weird as fuck. a girl that can cheer you up when your are feeling down. she is also koals girlfriend.

have you seen that crazy ass girl? i think her name was victoria lawson.

by coolio kitty kat July 14, 2011