Lana

Lana is so awesome, she can play the piano, flute, ukulele, violin and probably way more if she tried. She is the prettiest and most beautiful person on earth. If you even get a chance to meet a Lana be nice to her and give her flowers everyday, she likes (eating) roses.

Ashley: OMG do u know that girl?? I HATE HER
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??

by Lannininiana June 25, 2022

lana del rey

bog.

q:yoo ko je lana del rey?
a:bog.

by hoe777 August 2, 2021

Lana

In words that your human celebrity can understand, PERFECTION, She is a person higher than all of us humans, a goddess, a heavenly presence worthy of an Angel, if any doubt, the most beautiful woman not only on earth if not all of us. The treatment of her with people before she makes her worth more than a diamond found on another planet, she is the balance of the entire solar system and sell it is the one that she gives him the privilege of having hers immense and nice darling

Lana is: She's not something, it's all, friends, understand, it's all, it's EVERYTHING but if she is a special beautiful too tender and kind, she adores her like a star

by SoyAllan November 23, 2021

lana's dad

Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.

Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"

Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."

by AUST`N September 20, 2021

Lana Del Rey

A bitch who always lie about her albums releases

Bro, you know who is Lana Del Rey?
Yes, a gorgeous, amazing and fantastic girl who lies to her fandom about an album date

by Aquariusbae June 12, 2021

Lana

L: Likes to goof around and make dad jokes
A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”

N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr

All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.

A: “have you ever met a bad Lana?”

B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”

B: “let me ask lana”

by IBrahimbby November 22, 2021

Lana

Lana is a girl who lacks self confidence. She is very overdramatic and obsessed with creating drama. She likes to steal “your man.” She thinks she is very popular although everyone knows she’s not. She is never dressed appropriately for school or work. She will ditch you if you are her friend, and then create a rumor about you. She thinks she’s super close with you, although she just wants to try and get everything out of you. If you say your not going to be friends with anymore, watch out because she can do overpowering things to you. If you have a boyfriend and are friends with her, stay away! She is always fishing for compliments, because she doesn’t have anything about herself that she can be proud of.

Lana: So who do you like?

You: I like ______
Lana: Oh sorry I don’t want to be your friend anymore. You are super annoying.

by Mackenzie 2453 June 5, 2019