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Bitch Lag 

The time span in a woman's cycle between the point where she is actually a bitch and the point she realizes that she is a bitch.
I'm currently in the dog house until Lleona realizes bitch lag has passed.
Bitch Lag by SkankyClam August 19, 2016
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slow lag 

A type of lag usually involved with gaming when your computer is experiencing slow frame due to your computer not having fast enough processing power. It's an easy way to define which lag you are having with out saying "My computer is lagging cause it's old or something".
Zach: Man, i'm lagging so bad.
Jonathan: What lag are you having?
Zach: Slow lag
slow lag by Treeh3ro January 24, 2017
When you grow up thinking you’re straight but you end up not
Man, I had so much het lag when I was little.
Het lag by Karma Wolffe May 29, 2020

Concert-lag

When you get home from a concert so late, you feel as if you’ve entered a different time zone
Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.
Concert-lag by Wmln May 9, 2022

Digital Jet-Lag 

When communicating with someone digitally in a distant time zone by phone, text, video chat or Skype, digital jet-lag is the feeling of being tired or fatigued from said communication and its disruption of your normal schedule and routine.
Joey: Why are you so tired? It's only 5pm where you live.
Damon: I have digital jet-lag from staying up until 3:30am video-chatting with you.

That Call of Duty Lag

When a person is really slow to react, like in Call of Duty when you lag.
Person 1: Hey dude! Your girlfriend cheated on you!
Person 2: *quietly stands there for 30 seconds* SHE WHAT?!
Person 1: Man, you've got that Call of Duty Lag.