Script kitten

A Little kid that thinks he can hack

Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten

by The nigger hung from a tree li April 30, 2015

Kitten Cat

A catlike doggy who is awesome. Don't mess with him/her or your they will use baby warlock spells on your.

Hey Kitten Cat what doing

by BuchoBucho November 20, 2020

Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

pint kitten

A female who partakes in the drinking of alcoholic beverages, particularly good beer.

Lets go down to the tavern and hunt some pint kitten.

by car3825 May 20, 2010

Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

by cowsgomoo212 April 14, 2010

Sky Kitten

Another name for a cloud.

“Yeah, I like clouds. I call them sky kittens”

by EG FRESH April 5, 2022