by Dededestructive October 11, 2019
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King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.
King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."
Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.
King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."
Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021
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by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023
Get the Kink in the hose mug.A bsd kinnie is someone who definitely needs a hug; a mentally ill, often some kind of LGBTQ+ person. If someone says they kin someone from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs, it's a scream for help.
Their kinds of psychological problems depends on the fictional character they kin from that universe; there are four characters that get kinned the most often; i.e. a so-called Dazai Kinnie needs therapy so freaking bad it actually hurts, they're emotionally numb most of the time and probably feel alienated or isolated from the rest of society. A Chuuya kinnie is someone who's the definition of a doormat. They need to stop letting people walk all over them. Even though they tend to be aggressive sometimes, they're the softest people ever. Someone who kins Atsushi needs a hug and to be told that they're more than enough. They're the most insecure of them all but tend to be somewhat self-centered (even if they're trying not to be) and they'd die for a Bubble tea right now. Akutagawa kinnies are edgy mfs but it's obviously a plea for help, they're sick of being used and taken for granted. There's this one person they simply cannot forget. Also, almost every single bsd kinnie has issues with their parents.
Their kinds of psychological problems depends on the fictional character they kin from that universe; there are four characters that get kinned the most often; i.e. a so-called Dazai Kinnie needs therapy so freaking bad it actually hurts, they're emotionally numb most of the time and probably feel alienated or isolated from the rest of society. A Chuuya kinnie is someone who's the definition of a doormat. They need to stop letting people walk all over them. Even though they tend to be aggressive sometimes, they're the softest people ever. Someone who kins Atsushi needs a hug and to be told that they're more than enough. They're the most insecure of them all but tend to be somewhat self-centered (even if they're trying not to be) and they'd die for a Bubble tea right now. Akutagawa kinnies are edgy mfs but it's obviously a plea for help, they're sick of being used and taken for granted. There's this one person they simply cannot forget. Also, almost every single bsd kinnie has issues with their parents.
Person A: "I kin this one character from bungou stray dogs-"
Person B: "Shit, why didn't you tell me it was getting this bad?"
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Person A: "I haven't been feeling well lately, I don't know what's going on but I don't know."
Person B: "I think I can help you with that. Aren't you a bsd kinnie?"
Person A: "Well, yes."
Person B: "Tell me, who do you kin?"
Person A: "Well, I think I can relate to Kunikida a lot."
Person B: "wait u ppl exist? omg marry me"
Person B: "Shit, why didn't you tell me it was getting this bad?"
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Person A: "I haven't been feeling well lately, I don't know what's going on but I don't know."
Person B: "I think I can help you with that. Aren't you a bsd kinnie?"
Person A: "Well, yes."
Person B: "Tell me, who do you kin?"
Person A: "Well, I think I can relate to Kunikida a lot."
Person B: "wait u ppl exist? omg marry me"
by urlocallesbianxoxo April 17, 2021
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by Kingani June 10, 2019
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"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"
by kod15 January 26, 2014
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Person 1:Why are you covered in blood do you have a blood kink or something!?
Person 2: don't kink shame me
Person 3: dude you are covered in your own blood naked in my room
Person 2: don't kink shame me
Person 3: dude you are covered in your own blood naked in my room
by THE_69 January 21, 2022
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