kiddo

Someone who is at least slightly younger than you in age, but so apparently intellectual as to have the best of both worlds; brains and purely cute facial characteristics combined with childish noises that cause her companion to smile with delight.

"Hey kiddo," Chris said to Allison as she wiggled her nose, bared her pearly whites and replied with "thwawattwat"

by xmtrn January 29, 2015

Kidding

The act of mowing down small children with ones car. (verb)

School enrollment dropped after Mr. Jones went kidding through the playground.

by Knightfox9 January 26, 2012

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Kiddy-Bomb

A Kiddy-bomb is a word or phrase said in a funny manner that causes all children within earshot to explode with annoyances, or rude behavior. The word or phrase should not be one that could cause problems for yourself.

While walking through the grocery store, down the candy aisle, set off your kiddy-bomb by simply commenting on how delicious the candy looks in a fairly loud voice. Then watch in amusement as all the children who heard you begin to scream and yell at their mothers to buy them the candy.
Enjoy the looks on the mother's faces as they stare you down that can only be interpreted as "fuck you".

by koertgeman October 4, 2009

Kiddle

A slow moving creature often seen clutching a bottle of the most efficient spending of three pounds available.
Can be sighted at protests and political gatherings voicing his opinion through the guitar.
A friendly well meaning being caution is not needed upon approach.

"Oh Kiddle's got arrested again"
"Man I've got such a kiddle going on"

by Suspectedcriminal May 20, 2010

Kidane

Kidane is a down to earth , funny, cool, and is always is loving. He is excellent at fucking, will take your soul during sex!!!Kidane is also a great kisser.

Nobody:
Lame ass niggas: ay bruh yo neck long af
Fine ass girls:That’s not the only long thing on his body
Kidane: :)

by self made May 8, 2019

forum kiddie

The lowest form of cracker. Often employs script tools from warez sites to wrest control of forums for fun and/or perceived notority.

See:
homosexual, cracker, fag, Fag Fucker

"Even script kiddies giggle at the thought of stealing a forum."

"Valtiel forum cracked us again. He must not know what real breasts feel like."

"There's one thing a forum kiddie would rather do besides write "nigga" everywhere on the forum: Get boned by one."

by Day_the_Cabbit July 7, 2006