Kentucky Slugger

When your having sex with a coked out whore and she asks you to punch her in the face during sex.

Guy1: DUDE!!!... I was with this haggard bitch last night and she asked me to "kentucky slugger" her!! HA HA HA

Guy2: WHAT!?!?!? Whata whore!!! HA HA HA!!... Did you??

Guy1: FUCK YEAH!!!!

by fuglytattoosonmyface July 26, 2009

kentucky plow

When having sex from behind, moments before climax, one will reach forward and grab the person's arms and thrust, thus driving their face into the ground where it will knock their teeth out, hence Kentucky, at such point, as a bragging rights and to complete the K-plow, you will push them around with their face still in the ground, leaving a blood trail.

Johnny K-plowed Sally. "FOLLOW UP WITH A KENTUCKY PLOW!"

by Brandon Gilbert July 19, 2006

University of Kentucky

The best university in the nation. Great parties, always something to do, and it seems like all the hot girls come to UK. Despte what you will hear from haters, UK does care about academics, and it is not a hillbilly university.

Home of the greatest tradition in college basketball. Every game hosts 24,000 screaming fans of the Big Blue Nation, and you're surrounded by a beautiful sea of blue. There's no greater moment of your life than watching Kentucky put down Louisville or Tennessee in Rupp Arena.

Student 1: "I can't decide where to go to college, man"
Student 2: "Come to the University of Kentucky, dude!! it's awesome!!!"

by Evaniscool September 5, 2011

Kentucky Windmill

This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.

C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.

by jiggledoes-R-Us March 13, 2010

Melber Kentucky

A small town south of Paducah with a population of about 750. Not much is notable about it other than its zip code.

The zip code for Melber Kentucky is 42069.

by awmm January 30, 2021

Kentucky douche

This is a mint julep.

Before the Derby, I'll just down a Kentucky douche or two. Or three.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 4, 2007

kentucky shoelace

velco straps

Get that retard some kentucky shoelaces, he cant tie his shoes.

by yea you bet April 29, 2011