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Knee-pussy

The spot on the back of your leg where the knee bends. When bent, it stands as an acceptable substitute for an actual vagina.
I didn't get laid tonight, so when I got home I fucked my passed-out roommate's knee-pussy.
by Strangehunters July 7, 2009
mugGet the Knee-pussymug.

Knee Garr

You have an extremely large amount of Garr in your knee.
Bro, i cant play i have some hella Knee Garr.
by Gertholomy Lamert August 21, 2009
mugGet the Knee Garrmug.

knee scraper

A woman who will quickly drop to her knees to give a guy (or girl) oral, therefore, scraping her knees repeatedly. She won't always give you some ass but she will suck you off real nice.
Courtney is such a fucking knee scraper.
Don't invite that knee scraper to my party; she gon fuck up my floors!
by EudellandSheneice January 17, 2008
mugGet the knee scrapermug.

monkey's knee

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"
by frank pubes December 30, 2004
mugGet the monkey's kneemug.

Walmart Knees

When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.
"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."
by whitknee1 October 9, 2009
mugGet the Walmart Kneesmug.

Knee Knocker

Knee Knocker is a type of weapon that is shorter than a baseball bat, but long enough to swing at someone's knees. A Knee Knocker will be short enough to be portable, but long enough to reach at the knees of someone and possibly break their legs, if swung hard enough.

Often times, you'll see this being used as a self defense weapon and being at a fixed length. You can find telescoping ones and even some that can be specially designed to impact with the most amount of energy.
This person came up to me and I decided to use my Knee Knocker to knock their knees out.
by Axobun August 7, 2020
mugGet the Knee Knockermug.

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