Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive

'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise

Captain Kirk by william the wallace March 11, 2006

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grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

grabbed Kirk's cane by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

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hairy kirk

A quaalude induced hair style involving the use of one's own sperm as hair gel.

Damn bro that hair is stiff, you must be rocking a hairy Kirk.

hairy kirk by Zombie hair touched September 17, 2013

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McKenna Kirk

McKenna Kirk is a girl who has many sides to her. She has a funny quirky side, a sexual side, an athletic side, and an awkward side. She is very bootylicious and sexy and loves being in relationships. In her relationships she gives it her all and is very romantic and down to earth. She wont leave your side for some other guy; she is committed, but one wrong move will get you in the gutter. Her turn offs with guys include: smelling bad, cocky guys, and guys who arn't romantic. McKenna Kirk is a very loyal friend and will be there for you no matter what. She is very popular with everyone and wont take ish from anyone. She's great with kids and respects and loves everyone.

Wow,I wish I could be more like McKenna Kirk.

McKenna Kirk by Kenna May 4, 2014