kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirk

The act of shooting someone in the neck. coined by my friend at approximately 11:52pm GMT September 10th.

Kirk me if I'm wrong but....

Someone should Kirk netanyahu next

Hey twin what if trump gets kirked next

by ILoveFishMilk September 10, 2025

Kirked

Getting kirked is when you are shot in the throat from around 200 yards away.

"I don't want to get kirked at school today."

by LC3_P0 September 10, 2025

Kirked

To be publicly executed or assassinated

While walking home the CEO was kirked.

by RedKGB September 10, 2025

A Charlie Kirk

Sexual; the act of giving or receiving a substantial cumshot to the throat.

"I totally gave that bitch a Charlie Kirk last night after the party, dude!"

by Vic Freeze September 10, 2025

Kirked

The act of being shot in the neck and dying
pronoused k -ur - k -ee- d

Bro that guy just got kirked

by get kirked September 10, 2025

charlie kirk

someone who died in a school shooting or something

Who is charlie kirk?
Never heard of him until he died in a school shooting
Huh.

by glubglubglubglub September 10, 2025