Jordan

A small Okinawan boy who looks anarexic. Very fast at running and does extremely well in football. Also denies that he is part rabbit.

Damn Jordan is fast.

by Kanaka808 October 18, 2008

Jordan

Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books

DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!

by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008

Jordan

a cheap condom u can find at a gas station

i bought a jordan at hess

by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010

Jordan

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.

Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan

by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015

Jordan

A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy

Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!

by sexydino(; December 18, 2011

Jordan

a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger

Guy #1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend.

Guy #2: He Must Be A Jordan.

by Zerofxxx January 10, 2012

Jordan

In the popular card games Hearts, 'Pulling a Jordan' is when a player attempts to 'shoot the moon', but did not realize that another player has already taken a point earlier in the round, resulting in the most embarrassing way to take 25 points.

26 points bitches! Oh wait, FUCK, just pulled a Jordan...

by [A]Ray January 11, 2009