Jihad

A type of indian spicy curry. It is also known as Yoga food to other people.

I need to eat jihads.

by colla December 28, 2005

Jihading

When a Middle Eastern man is face fucking a Middle Eastern woman. Originates from the Sherdog OT.

"I walked in on my Middle Eastern roommate Jihading his wife-to-be on the couch"

"Upon informing her family that she had been defiled during a rough jihading, they proceeded to stone her to death"

by Rusty Shackleford III September 8, 2007

Jihad

This can mean anything

Kid I: That test was hard right?
Kid II: That's what she said.
Kid I: bro why are you so Jihad?

by Mr.Mr. April 27, 2009

Jihad

A fucking sexy guy with a Mohawk and a huge dick in his pants!

Steven: fuck you
Mario: fuck you
Jihad: uno Reverse card bitches

by JihadMcCool February 1, 2020

Dirty Jihad

when a guy tapes a single stick of dynamite to his dick, lights it and analy fucks the shit out of a girl until his and her time are up (mostly done in colordo)

"jack" did you hear about what happened at the 7-11 on the corner? "joe" no what happened? "jack" that guy frank dirty jihad'd jill until BANG and the police found franks dick and wondered how he put a stick of dynamite on it

by the man who invented it July 17, 2011

Jihad

Something that takes 10 years to complete.

Origin: The Xbox homebrew game..

Damn, this shits taking a Jihad to come out..

by PeteGabe September 27, 2004

jihad

jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.

I swear if that infidel doesn't start respecting my faith I'm gonna Jihad all over his ass...

by MrMopar August 21, 2011