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brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!
"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014
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Drama Jelly

An intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.

Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.

Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.

That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.

NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Samuel: "Everything was fine when I left to get popcorn. By the time I got back Jared and Lisa had their armrests down and didn't talk for the rest of the movie. The drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy."

Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
by SheerKat July 24, 2011
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Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,
Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.
by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020
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jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.
by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 May 24, 2018
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Jelly Balls

A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.
Damn, that boy got jelly balls.
by ZeroApplez December 17, 2018
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Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.
Dude your hands smell like clam jelly
by Dr Clam September 6, 2020
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jelly jerker

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016
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