Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 6, 2019

Jellyfishing

When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish

Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

JellyfishTribe

You go to the beach and splash your face with water then go under water with me there. It gives you the right to do the jellyfish swim and randomly say “jellyfish jellyfish”

I am part of the JellyfishTribe.

by This is soooo annoying October 17, 2020

Jellyfishing

Taking ketamine and huffing nitrous oxide together activating your pineal gland and allowing you to float through dimensions without a care in the world like a jellyfish

"Did you see that kitty flopped out on the cuddle puddle?"

"yeah, she's Jellyfishing"

by Mike Guyver January 23, 2021

JellyFishe

some bitch yall will find on discord

awwwwwwwwww shit it JellyFishe

by manbabychildpersonhuman June 25, 2021

jellyfishfingernail4

please be my mutual you are cool and

tiktoker: "jellyfishfingernail4 is my mutual :D"
Me: "*sob*"

by trace with no ass January 4, 2022

Jellyfishing

The act of two males scissoring which causes their testicles to mash together while the penises dangle freely, as would the tenticles of a jellyfish.

Hey bro, you wanna come over and maybe jam out to some Radiohead, grill some burgers, maybe do a little jellyfishing? Cool.

by Lady_mcdingus May 27, 2022