Jake

Gay

Jake your gay and no one likes you die

by I made god my bitch November 1, 2019

Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

Jake

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 15, 2018

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake

Jake is a guy that is a racist son of a bitch that loves Alex and wants to fuck her

Jake is fucking hella gay

by Facts nigger December 26, 2019

Jake

Bad male prostitute. Small dick

Is that a Jake over there?

by You’regayll October 20, 2019

Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018