sexiest girl in the world, very good at giving head, freak in the bed. usually brunette with brown eyes, is attracted to guys with colorful hair and olive toned skin, loves to get down and dirty with her boyfriend, very kinky(loves to be bitten)., straight as can be, totally horny 24/7
by crazy_bitchesz19 April 26, 2009
Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
by Surya.TheMan September 25, 2010
Is sassy, fun, sarcastic & stubborn. Has a low tolerance for dumb-asses. Amazing sense of humor.Laughs and smiles at just about everything even if it isn't funny .100% down to earth. Great smile.Likes to make people laugh and smile .Don't be fooled by her name she is not asian. Can be shy at times but I'm not buying it. Acts childish and immature. Is known to be loud & obnoxious in public. Is a boy magnet. Loves indie-pop-techno. Likes to use the F-Word after everything.
carol: ohmygod i heard that Jade totally likes Matt is it true
Laura: Is that really any of your buisness
Carol: yeah everything at this school is my buisness cause im the queen of everybodys buisness
Laura: Your stupid and jsut wasting your time you better shut up before Jade makes you cry again (:
Laura: Is that really any of your buisness
Carol: yeah everything at this school is my buisness cause im the queen of everybodys buisness
Laura: Your stupid and jsut wasting your time you better shut up before Jade makes you cry again (:
by Tobiume October 25, 2010
shes very trustworthy, understanding and rarely spreads rumors. she is a long haired brunette with yellow/tan skin, she is the funniest class clown I have ever seen. she loves her little sis and she is normally shipped with people called (James, Landon Ashton, Tyler, and Robert) and most boys like the gal. she is very sporty and loves to run she has an eye for talent and she is great at singing and dancing(hip-hop). her fav animal is DOGS/WOLVES. she is the best best friend who has been through hell but always shows up with a smile and tries not to cry. if your friendship ends with her you will regret it. jade is also a precious, green Chinese stone and that's probably what she got named by.
by redribbon November 4, 2018
by jadeylover August 29, 2018
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by tfhvhjbvhj September 20, 2021
A term used primarily by aging B-list celebrities, desperate reality television actors, and ill-informed high school students to express contempt, scorn, or pessimism toward a particular situation, person, event, or broader circumstance. The term enjoyed its peak of popularity when introduced into general usage by Stephen Tyler of the rock band Aerosmith and has been in severe decline since. The original usage of the term was as an adjective to describe being worn-out, dulled, or dissipated.
by khoush June 5, 2011