The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
by Cenodictionary May 20, 2009
Get the Joke Abortionmug. when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.
Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY
Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*
Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*
Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
by jankygirll June 20, 2011
Get the joke rapedmug. A Dad Joke is when your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny.
Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.
*RARELY are they funny to you*
Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.
*RARELY are they funny to you*
Brad: "It's okay guys, you don't have to laugh at his jokes, i know they're bad.."
Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"
Brad: ?????????????
Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"
Brad: ?????????????
by Dave Karlisle October 29, 2010
Get the Dad Jokesmug. by Chick_mary July 28, 2009
Get the crack jokesmug. Alex: did you hear that terrible joke that your mom made?
Obi: yeah, she thought it was funny but it was a total mom joke.
Obi: yeah, she thought it was funny but it was a total mom joke.
by Yotay October 27, 2019
Get the Mom jokemug. by Loc Nong June 10, 2008
Get the Jaber Jokemug. A joke that is composed of either an incredibly bad pun or a play on words. Named after the comical styling of David Chin of San Mateo.
ex. of a Kaj Joke-
Person 1: Ugh, I need a tissue. Does anybody have one?
Person 2: Who Nose??
Note that "nose" and "knows" are the words being emphasized as being the two interchangeable words, creating a hilariously bad joke.
Person 1: Ugh, I need a tissue. Does anybody have one?
Person 2: Who Nose??
Note that "nose" and "knows" are the words being emphasized as being the two interchangeable words, creating a hilariously bad joke.
by Kyng January 8, 2009
Get the Kaj Jokemug.