Jessica

They are so rude and ugly. They are dumb, have horrible teeth and hair. They whine so much. You never want to be friends with a jessica. They are back stabbing b*tches

Jessica's are the worst

by truthfulbabe March 30, 2017

Jessica

A Jessica is someone that is a hoe. Someone that would send you nudes at the snap of a finger.

Boy: you I just got some nudes from this chick I barely even know

Boy2: damn......she such a Jessica

by Sofia K June 5, 2017

Jessica

Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.

"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."

"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."

by Riccardia June 4, 2013

Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.

Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.

by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016

Jessica

A Lindsey is a kind, selfless girl who anyone would be lucky to know. A Lindsey makes an amazing friend and is always there when you need someone to talk to. Anywhere she goes always ensures plenty of laughs and happiness, and her brown eyes are almost as big as her heart. She despises drama and never causes it, and one of her main goals in life is to just keep the ones she loves happy. She does have bit of a dirty mind, but is an extremely fun person to hang around with especially when it comes to trying new things. She is a beautiful girl both appearance and personality-wise, even though she can't see it. She asks for little but overall deserves so much more, and makes one of the best girlfriends any guy could want.

Jessica is the best friend you can ever have

by Kkkjj October 23, 2017

Jessica

The most beautiful girl that I've ever had the privilege of seeing and dating. She brings out all of the positive factors in an empress. She is very emotionally sensitive so if you're dating a jessica, be sure to handle her with as much love and care that you can possibly muster up. She is the worlds sweetest devil and it shows. She may try to play a cheating joke every now and then to make you jealous (don't do that, I hate it) but really, she's the most loyal friend and mate anyone has ever had the pleasure to meet.

Word of advice; she's the most

beautiful singer you'll ever hear. You won't find any more joy in hearing someones voice than hers. Be sure to sing to her whenever you get the chance, because eventually, she'll sing to you...

Best girl 9/10 because I'm the one she needs

Joey: "Why are you listening to Haileys song by eminem?"

Andrew: "it's Jessica's favourite song"

by NotAndrewB February 4, 2018

Jessica

A Jessica is usually a girls name. They are sweet and kind but can be Emo af. They get offended easily and are spooked/scared easily too.

Guy 1:"Hey who's that girl over there?"
Guy 2:" I don't know but its probably a Jessica"

by Ch1ppy April 16, 2018