Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.
Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*
Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*
by Iamivanagu November 22, 2021
Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
I love Ivan
by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021
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Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).
Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
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