1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.
by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009
when a person comes to tell a joke, says the first part, and then answers without the person showing any interest in the answer.
Dude 1: HEY HEY HEY
Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*
Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
Dude 2: hi, what do you call a masturbating cow....BEEF STROKIN-OFF. *runs away*
Dude 3: dude..... you just got joke raped.
by jankygirll June 20, 2011
The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
by Cenodictionary May 20, 2009
A Dad Joke is when your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny.
Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.
*RARELY are they funny to you*
Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.
*RARELY are they funny to you*
Brad: "It's okay guys, you don't have to laugh at his jokes, i know they're bad.."
Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"
Brad: ?????????????
Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"
Brad: ?????????????
by Dave Karlisle October 29, 2010
by Chick_mary July 28, 2009
Alex: did you hear that terrible joke that your mom made?
Obi: yeah, she thought it was funny but it was a total mom joke.
Obi: yeah, she thought it was funny but it was a total mom joke.
by Yotay October 27, 2019
by Loc Nong June 10, 2008