Mad Wood

Getting a raging boner from drawing at least 4 lumber cards in the board game "The Settlers of Catan".

Roman got mad wood on the last turn.

by Thunderhawk6630 March 7, 2015

wood is good

this is a remark usually admiring a dudes junk

WOAH DUDE! that wood is good

by LionZozo December 29, 2016

Cord wooding

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked

Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.

by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015

ricky wood

When you are superior to all human

A weed addiction is definite when transferring to ricky wood level

You gain the ability to make bitches fall to your knees from the alpha male status you gain

Other names for this level is ‘mufasa the geezer”

I have surpassed the god level to Ricky wood level

by Fassymaster4346 November 4, 2020

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

Burning the wood

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.

She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.

by CRL_2 June 11, 2023