Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

ian

has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake

ian

wanker
arogant
tiny (mind and body)
kinda reject
intelsley annoying
nobody
sad or pathetic

by haha exactly May 26, 2010

ian

a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian

person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3

by mollyisgay July 28, 2011

ian

a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.

Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.

acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.

has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.

that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole

by ianhatrrrr December 8, 2010

Ian

A handsome man who the ladies love and have 12 inch cocks with brown hair

Ian is the sexiest man on earth

by Jajjsj March 14, 2019

Ian

Ian is a cunt.

Oh look, there goes Ian, that narrow-minded cunt.

by rebelliousjellyfish June 1, 2019

Ian

Ian usually has long hair and because of that hair, looks like a scrawnier stereotypical school shooter. Hes always gay as fuk to his friends but is somehow straight. Hes sometimes funny but also make a bit of lame jokes. Is always a white kid. Always gets bullied in school by others and makes school shooting jokes if he has long hair and is called a school shooter. He always has a small dik. Sometimes doesn't have a dad because his dad doesn't love him and ran away when they were playing catch together when the ball rolled away he'd run off to chase it but never came back.

Ian is a lonely gay boi

by TotallyNotMade2Troll May 24, 2019