NASA Intern

Someone quite possibly smarter than any human alive.

This person can spend three days at an internship and discover a planet that NASA hasn’t even found yet

To put the cherry on top, this person found a planet exactly 6.9 times larger that earth

“Did you see that NASA intern find a planet in 3 days”
“ Yeah, and it’s 6.9 times larger than earth”
“Good job NASA!”

by Bucko January 13, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet

An amazing YouTuber who never click baits.

"Can we just appreciate how Daily Dose of Internet never click baits?"

-Overused comment.

by Lemmy_Fan November 5, 2020

Internet best friend

a person you trust with your life. a person you love so much but you've never even met before. a person your so close with, closer to then anyone else. they know more about you then you know about yourself. your best friend in the whole entire world but you've never even met before.

I'm meeting my internet best friend today

by ibeliveinyou July 25, 2019

mcdonald's internet connection

When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.

Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad

by Tj1700 April 18, 2016

Internet News Scholar

A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.

Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.

I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.

Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.

by DB in MO October 21, 2008

internet

A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.

That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.

by Charles Cornwallis October 21, 2008

internet balls

n. - the metaphorical "testicles", courage, that suddenly sprouts when you bitch someone out on the internet in a way which you would not if you were face to face.

"Dude, were you on facebook last night?! Kevin grew internet balls and made himself look like a huge tool!"

by ududududud June 25, 2009