humdingle

hairy dick

oh god stop acting like a fucking humdingle

by ssb4 December 11, 2014

Humping shock

To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.

Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.

by MrCat132 June 3, 2014

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.

I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.

by ABetty June 8, 2020

Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022

ear humping

when the penis is inserted or projected (whichever your preference)into the ear in a sexual manner.

when all other cavities have been covered (including nose) in a sexual manner, this is an alternative.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

Hamming

The process of going HAM

Guy 1: yo, what are we doing tonight?
Guy 2: Getting some beers and hamming!

by Ham master March 19, 2013