Hooker with the Heart of Gold

The 'Hooker with the heart of Gold' is a a female and in rare cases, a man, who lives the tragic life of prostitution.

The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:

1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner

2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him

3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner

Hooker with the heart of gold: Hey! wanna have a good time baby?

Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....

Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself

by tymk August 15, 2011

Asian hooker

they'll do what you want...

"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."

by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011

Hooker Bomb

Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."

Oh man, that "hooker bomb" had AIDS written all over it. With a sharpie marker.

by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007

Hooker Tooth

A nigger so low class you cant even call him a nigger.

Hey, bro, check out that hooker tooth over there talking to sweet puddin gigolo. aw man what a hooker tooth! Stop stealing mah shit, hooker tooth!

by pseudonym is my name! July 23, 2010

hooker

A woman who is wise above others in the art of sexual satisfaction and love. In ancient times, these women were considered to be priestesses and were given their own temples where they could teach their art to others for a large sum of money. These women were highly respected and cherished for their extensive knowledge of lovemaking/giving, and their spiritual understanding.

Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.

that hooker is one strong, cunt-lovin' individual.

by panda!panda!panda! April 14, 2006

hooker lips

When wearing lipstick, the color often wears off most quickly on the portion of the lips closest to the mouth (particularly after eating or drinking). This is called "hooker lips," as a similar effect can occur when performing oral sex on a man.

You need to put on more lipstick - you have hooker lips!

by Albert VF September 18, 2008

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010