Hitchcock

Always the one left behind, rejected, forgotten. Also not dependable on using their brains. Sticks to his guns and often making him very conservative towards their gay brothers. And don’t worry about one of them asking you out because they often defuse situations with stupid humor or just making it instantly awkward.

I just got hitchcocked by this guy when I asked for his snapchat and he said he only has messenger.

by crazyman holla July 2, 2020

hitchhiker

Ass, grass or cash. no one rides for free

damn another fucking hitchhiker

by schrammalama July 31, 2020

Hitch

A bowl of weed, one round of puff puff pass

This hitch was lame this time.

by Chief Gemini August 26, 2020

Hitch Hotch

A hoe ass bitch that constantly gets on one's nerves.

WOMAN! YOURE BEING A DAMN HITCH HOTCH!

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Hitchhiker

Someone you know nothing about but you become friends

Me and Joe started to go to the same school this year, he became a hitchhiker of mine when we started to hang out during lunch.

by OhMyLord911 January 14, 2021

hitchslvr

LITERALLY THE BEST MUTUAL EVER OMFG I LOVE YOU

hitchslvr is the best person ever i love them 🤤🤤

by lilyarlert February 28, 2021

hitchbox

luke hitchcock but make it luke hitchbox because mr cole says so

'does he carry a box around with him'

"why"
'cos hes so short'
oh funny luke hitchbox

by neketumeke March 6, 2021