Herpoon

A poon infected with the herpes simplex virus often used to infect others

Damn. I wronged that woman so she used her herpoon on me and now my dick hurts!

by Sailorsimpson February 19, 2020

Hippo dick

Big pp

that man's hippo po is looking like a snack,let me get some of that hippo dick.

by Snaccc June 3, 2020

Helpotage

When a person appears to be helping but is really sabotaging you. Or, if someone helps just enough to not see you fail but not enough to see you succeed.

I would have won the competition if my team mate didn't helpotage me.

by Pompey Bentos July 15, 2020

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020

hepp

How Indian tech support pronounces help.

halo, how wil i hepp you

by weirdscammerinfo November 30, 2020

Hippocrispy

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021