heavy update

something tht will never happends, is ridiculus to even think about happening

jim: Hey do you think that it will be ever possible for us to travel the speed of light?

carl: Thats heavy update.

by heavyweaponsguy January 23, 2021

Heavy Metal

it's like rippin a big nutty poo out your ass and stuffin it in a waffle cone and munchin it

in other words it's the best

by Dark Helmet February 25, 2005

Heavy Metal

Real music (Not Korn or Limp DickZit) that I still like even at 31 years old!

by Muff Diver October 17, 2003

Heavy Hitter Alliance

The corporation for all the jabronies and low lifes in this world. You have to be a real winner to be accepted into this league. Derived from the biggest toolbag of them all, Daryl Isaacs AKA the Heavy Hitter. Being in the Heavy Hitter Alliance is basically like having a black belt....in sucking at life. You see you have to be a real turd to for the HHA to grant membership. There is a strict set of guidelines that must be met before you can even be considered. First off you must be a complete Daryl, or even a Sherman. Next, you must follow trends, say annoying shit at the wrong time, and absolutely kill any party you step foot in. You must wear the lamest clothes and put on way too much cologne, a tapout shirt and ed hardy cologne should do the deed. Finally, you must have zero true friends. If you are in the HHA and you think you have friends, you are WRONG. Those guys that roast your ass 24/7 don't keep you around bc they like you, they just like having a personal bitch to use as a dialogue punching bag.

Damnit Daryl! Why the hell would you show up to this party you weren't even invited!!! Thats it we're sending you to the Heavy Hitter Alliance.

Jim) Yo check it out that kid just rung up $900 worth of clothes at Ed Hardy.

Sean) Wow, thats Heavy Hitter potential right there.

by CLUB WARNOCK April 26, 2010

Heavy Breathing

When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.

"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"

"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"

by SteveMyMainMan July 9, 2016

Heavy Load

n.- to releasa a hot steamy pile of crap in one's undergarments.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"
"I think Jared released a heavy load"

by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

Heavy Metal

A subgenre of Rock music, closely related to Hard Rock. It was developed during the 70's by bands such as Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin (although they stuck to their blues and folk roots, and weren't completely Heavy Metal), Black Sabbath, Uriah Heep - even some prog-rock bands experimented with heavier sounds, Heavy Metal sounds. It is said that the first Heavy Metal band was Black Sabbath - I can boldly say they were the first BRITISH Metal band, and Blue Cheer the first American Metal band.

The music is characterized for it's technical and heavy riffs, long songs, and solos played with virtuosity. Lyrics are very varied (contrary to what many people think, they don't all have "satanic" or evil lyrics, and hateful lyrics) - they range from love and sex, through war and nuclear holocaust to fantasy and dragons.

Heavy metal is one of the most misunderstood genres of music in our day. Rather unfortunately, this is often a result of brazen ignorance about the subject, brought about by certain sectors of the media, society, and listeners themselves.

Most notable bands are: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Dio, Manowar, Stratovarius, Deep Purple, Dokken, Judas Priest

Great vocalists: Ronnie James Dio, Bruce Dickinson, Rob Halford

by Gabriel December 13, 2004