heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Lloyd Heard

A big booty dude with cool dreads who laughs a lot and has really white teeth

Lloyd Heard has such a big butt

by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023

Heard's Word

Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.

He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.

by Pork & Pock May 27, 2022

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Austin heard

Beta, a man who is seen as passive, subservient, weak

Austin heard is being a beta

by Peter Obama February 11, 2022

Heard

Lying or acting like the psycho amber heard

person a: “oh my god you are such a heard”

by thesexistpersonyoullevermeet May 17, 2022

Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022