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After-heard

The act of replaying a short sentence from short term memory after missing the sentence when it was originally spoken.
What'd you say. Oh nevermind. I after-heard you.
by Sony freek June 14, 2018
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Have you heard from glen?

Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen?
1: Have you heard from glen? 2: Not in a little while
by Have you heard from glen? January 26, 2025
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Heard

I’ve done a heard I pooped in my fella’s bed
by Cerr83 May 31, 2022
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Bailey Heard

Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy.
Bailey Heard smashes all the ladys
by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025
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HEARD

You:Can you hand me that water bottle?
Me:heard.
by GILLYMILLY June 14, 2022
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HEARDING

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022
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Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022
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