Hank Moody

A socially awkward person. Quit he/she’s job to play arma 3 and all he does is drive around with a 28 year old dude who thinks he’s a fox. Has a really annoying voice no one can stand likes to make his words really long so he seems smart.

Wow I feel so bad for that retarded kid licking that pole too bad he dosnt know better reminds me of hank moody.

by hankmoody123 April 21, 2018

Hank

An eccentrically cool guy, who hides an absolute anaconda in his pants.

Hey did you here that Hank hooked up with Aly last night? He’s so cool, heard his dicks huge too!

by Aly’sdiary November 23, 2021

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

That US womans national soccer team got hanked by the English sports commentators after their claims that they were invincible.

by Dimdamdum May 16, 2025

Hank Hopkins

A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.

Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!

by Definitely not hankydoodle August 18, 2023

Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot

Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank

by anonymous March 10, 2024

hank 3

Hey I take my shots straight out of the jug and I like to grt pure drunk in the Mississippi mud
Babababababaa

Hank 3-Looks like hank sr on weed
Because he is

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022

hank/bre

cool person, plays roblox with me, stays up till 7 am for me, ipad kid, pro at mm2, super cool, smelly and annoying

hank/bre is ipad kid and weird

by miloo<33 October 17, 2021