Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

by Cuntcrusader69 May 02, 2023

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 06, 2021

OTP Handy

OTP stands for over the pants, and handy obviously meaning hand job. Basically just a way to make being jerked off from outside of the frabric of your pants sound a little more cool and classy.

JT: How about an OTP handy for your boy?

Maggie: Well since you put it that way, I suppose.

JT: Start rubbin denim then girl what you waiting for?!...
*fft ffft fft fft ffft*
JT: Aww yeah that’s it....

by Boxx Cutta January 08, 2019

Handy clammy

When you sweat your balls off in a video game and your hands start sweating so much they get clammy

I was playing search with the boys and got handy clammy

by m0zzarella_cheese October 23, 2020

Steven handis

Vip manager.

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.

by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023

hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.

After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.

by Cen_ored April 22, 2017

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 December 08, 2015