Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

honk shoo

The noise you make when you snore, especially when working from home.

Owen: might honk shoo later
Jim: same, this job is so boring lmao
Mike: what

Terry (the boss): excuse me?

by young-man-forever-young December 13, 2022

Chomsky honk

Words

Xavier the renegade angel being called Chomsky honk

by PenisJiggler December 15, 2023

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

Hink Honk

A noise made by a frog

The frog went hink honk

by bajke August 4, 2023

honk honk

When someone constantly honks their car horn.

STOP GOING HONK HONK!

by DaRealDMIA May 15, 2023

Honk

A honk is someone who goes hunting and farms.

Gunters a honk

by Damon Uehara February 5, 2020